Bells Are Ringing alert™ and Bun in The Oven Alert™:Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

Publication: OK!
Date: 14 June 2010

OK! uses most of the cover to say that Kim K and Reggie Bush are back together, getting ready to marry and a baby on the way. They also give a large amount of the credit to Kim's pushy mom, Kris Jenner.

This sounds more like a dream Mrs. Jenner had than the actual truth. Stay tuned for further developments.

Bells Are Ringing alert™ and Bun in The Oven Alert™:Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

Publication: OK!
Date: 14 June 2010

OK! uses most of the cover to say that Kim K and Reggie Bush are back together, getting ready to marry and a baby on the way. They also give a large amount of the credit to Kim's pushy mom, Kris Jenner.

This sounds more like a dream Mrs. Jenner had than the actual truth. Stay tuned for further developments.

Bad romance alert: Reggie Bush trashes ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian to his new girlfriend

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 May 2010

Something about stopping having sex with Kim Kardashian brings out the worst in guys. Reggie Bush is trashing his former flame to his new flame, according to In Touch magazine.

It's possible he's just trying to make sure the new girl isn't jealous, or it could be that Reggie is upset that Kim met a guy who is in better shape than Reggie and makes more money.

Both theories are plausible.

Bad romance alert: Reggie Bush trashes ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian to his new girlfriend

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 May 2010

Something about stopping having sex with Kim Kardashian brings out the worst in guys. Reggie Bush is trashing his former flame to his new flame, according to In Touch magazine.

It's possible he's just trying to make sure the new girl isn't jealous, or it could be that Reggie is upset that Kim met a guy who is in better shape than Reggie and makes more money.

Both theories are plausible.

On the rocks alert:Kim moves out of Reggie's

Publication: Weekly Life & Style

Date: 12 Apr. 2010

Last week, multiple tabs said Kim and Reggie were over because he cheated. Commenter and reality TV expert Karen Zipdrive says the real problem is that Reggie doesn't like having the cameras following him around 24/7. In either case, the relationship looks to be over.

On the rocks alert:Reggie Bush unfaithful to Kim Kardashian

Publications: Star, In Touch, Weekly Life and Style

Date: 5 Apr. 2010

With the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James mess, I gave a separate post to each of the seven headlines this week about their troubles because every story dealt with different aspects of the situation. There were three headlines about Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, who are supposed to be engaged, and these all said the same thing.

It's over.

According to these reports, Reggie was caught cheating with some blonde.

On the rocks alert:Kim Kardashian's wedding dreams on hold

Publication: In Touch

Date: 22 Mar. 2010

The fresh trash is delivered tomorrow. Until then, this Wednesday is all Kardashian, all the time. In Touch tells us that Kim's dreams of marrying Reggie Bush are on hold.

While I don't watch either, reality TV looks to be a lot like the soap operas, except that no one on reality TV slips into a coma and comes out with amnesia.

I mean, unless you count alcoholic blackouts.

On the rocks alert:Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

Publications: In Touch, Star

Date: 15 Mar. 2010

Both In Touch and the Star went with stories of love troubles for all the Kardashian sisters.

In Touch says "Ring but no wedding". The Star says "Kim Dumped!"

Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Kim Kardashian's wedding news

Publication: OK!
Date: 22 Feb. 2010

For those readers little versed in reality TV, Kim Kardashian is to booty what Pamela Anderson is to boobies, except that Kim is just showing off what God gave her. She is engaged to Reggie Bush, who now has a Super Bowl ring and will soon have a wedding ring.

I am not a connoisseur of derrieres, but I gotta say it.

Damn. That little girl's got a lot.