Bundle of Joy Alert: Meet Kim Zolciak's baby boy!

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 11 July 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Most of the women from the Real Housewives franchise that get multiple covers on the Only Ten Magazines That Matter are protrayed as bitches and gold diggers, but the supermarket rags have been relatively kind to Atlanta's Kim Zolciak. This week, she gets the best kind of treatment and female celebrity can get, pictures of her and her adorable baby. The boy's name is Kroy Jagger, which is not only unfortunate, it's also his daddy's name.

Best wishes to all involved.

Bundles of Joy Alert: A girl for Pink, a boy for Kim Z.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 20 June 2011

Just in case you missed it, Weekly Life & Style wants you to know that Kim Zolciak of Real Housewives fame has given birth to a baby boy.

And the entertainer Pink has given birth to a baby girl.

Best wishes to all concerned.

Bun In The Oven Alert™ and No Bun In The Oven Alert™: Yet more drama about the ovaries of the rich and famous.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 11 April 2011

The headline reads BABY DRAMA! and it tells three very different stories.

1. Khloe: heartbroken over not getting pregnant

If you are going to have a multiple baby drama story on the cover of a supermarket rag, it's nearly required one of the stories will be about a Kardashian.

2. Britney: Baby #3 on the way

This story has been denied.

3. Kim Zolciak: Attacked by NeNe, "I fear for my baby"

From what I hear from commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive, NeNe is pretty damned scary.

Bun In The Oven Alert™ :Kim Zolciak loves being pregnant and wants another baby

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 March 2011

Regular readers of the blog will know that the Bun In The Oven Alerts™ are not always reliable in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, but as we can see in these pictures, Kim Kolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is really pregnant and willing to be photographed pregnant wearing not one but two different bikinis.

Whether she should count as a celebrity is a different question. While I lived most of my life in the 20th Century when the answer would have been "Hellz, no!", it's the 21st Century now and I think the answer has changed now.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Big fight on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 31 January 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays!

Welcome to gossip hell 2011, Real Housewives of Atlanta! If you are a fan of the show, first names are enough, so Weekly Life & Style tell us there's a dust-up between Nene and Kim!

For those who don't follow this show, the full names are Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak.

Each Housewife gets a quote on the cover.

• Nene: "Kim could be racist"
• Kim: "I fear for my life"

This is the sort of wholesome entertainment that has taken the place of Ozzie and Harriet, isn't it?