Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Nancy furious as Ronnie is betrayed in a tell-all book!

Publication: Globe
Date: 10 January 2011

There's nothing the supermarket rags love more than a tell-all book that will make some celebrity furious. This time, the alleged publication is by Ron Reagan Jr., and he gives details about his dad's battle with Alzheimer's Disease. Of course, Nancy, official polisher of the tomb, wants nothing to diminish the love people have for Ronnie, so the fruit of her loins is to be cast aside and made to wander in the wilderness.

In all fairness, I have to say that staged family photos back in the sixties were often awkward, but this one takes awkward and elevates it to an art form.

Hey Old Timer Gossip:Regis quits!

Publication: Globe
Date: 20 December 2010

This was the big story on the cover of the Globe this week, a cover where all five stories had a Hey Old Timer Gossip angle to them. (For those old enough to remember and desperately trying to forget, Regis was sidekick to Joey Bishop during his short-lived disastrous attempt to have a talk show back in the 1960's.)

The Globe says he will quit because of his wife's ultimatum, that there's a shocking secret (isn't there always?) and they know who will replace him.

I could find neither confirmation or denial online, but a lot of celebrities don't even acknowledge the Globe at all.

UPDATE: Regis announces his retirement in 2011 about a month after this is published, so I now have to invent the "Globe confirmed" label.