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Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:More Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crap.

Publication: OK!
Date: 14 February 2011

There are plenty of Real Housewives stories in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, so let us dispose of them quickly.

OK! dishes dirt on four of the Beverly Hills ladies, though as usual the headlines are brief. For sisters Kim and Kyle Richards, there are alcoholism, fights and betrayal.

And that doesn't even mention the bad fashion choices.

There is also a shocking decision for Taylor Armstrong and Camille Grammer.

Real Housewives secrets TV didn't show.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 7 February 2011

Us Weekly promises secrets from the TV show franchise Real Housewives this week. There are two pictures on the cover, one blond and one brunette, but they assume we know these people as well as we know real celebrities, so no names are given. I didn't open up the magazine to find out who, but I had two good reasons.

1. I just read the covers and report on them.
2. I do not give a rat's rectum about any of these shows, much to the dismay of commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive.

Note to gossip rag editors: Putting a picture on the cover without a caption might be okay for the Obamas or BrAngelina or Wills'N'Kate, but not for these reality TV nobodies.

At the request of Karen Zipdrive, I went to the Us Weekly website, and the story they have this week there is about Camille Grammer (blond) and Kyle Richards (brunette).

Camille Grammer confesses!"I was a monster!"

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 24 January 2011

Clearly, Camille Grammer is the Most Valuable Bitch in the entire Real Housewives franchise as far as the gossips rags are concerned right now. Us Weekly quotes her as saying "I was a monster!" on the cover this week, like this is a surprise to anyone.

The only thing unusual about this is the use of the past tense. Are we supposed to believe she got better?

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Housewives' revenge on nasty Camille

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 17 January 2011

Just as man does not live on bread alone, gossip rags do not live on Angelina Jolie alone. You need a variety of bitches to keep the folks in the supermarket checkout lines happy, and the new bitch du jour is Camille Grammer. According to the Weekly Life and Style website, some of the other housewives did a little Googling and found some soft porn Camille did back in the 1990s when she was trying to figure out how turn turn her boobs into cash cows.

It's very early in the year and Real Housewives is talking about not bringing her back, but if they do, she could rival the Kardashians and Sarah Palin as the favorite gossip rag cover girl from the reality show circuit.

Meanest Story nominee:Camille Grammer is the Most Hated Housewife!

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 10 January 2010

Weekly Life & Style says they took a poll and Camille Grammer, seen here in a red carpet photo, nips ablazin', came out on top as the Most Hated woman in all the Real Housewives franchise. I don't watch, though commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive has begged me to do so, but even I know she was up against Olympic caliber competition for this honor. Included in the sub-headlines:

• Her devious plot to destroy Kyle Richards
• drove Kelsey away and seeks millions
• some co-star told her: "You need help"

And this is in the running for this week's crowded Meanest Story competition.