Love Bird Alert™: Matthew Morrison and Gwyneth Paltrow.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 18 April 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

Star tells us that Matthew Morrison and Gwyneth Paltrow spent a secret night in a London hotel.

Judging from this picture, I'm guessing they would have to make a major effort to have a total of zero chemistry together. It's hard to get more awkward than this and that level of awkward is not accidental.

Annoying label bookkeeping #8

This is a link to the post below made necessary by the massive number of labels for the story.

Annoying label bookkeeping #4

Annoying label bookkeeping #4

Because of too many labels, this post is a link to the post above.

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Hot moms.

Publication: Star
Date: 7 March 2011

The Star has pictures of two women who have children in bikinis. One is Padma Lakshmi, the celebrity chef who is making her first appearance on the cover of an American gossip rag in the last two years.

The other is Gwyneth Paltrow.