Damn You Fat Alert™:Beach body disasters

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 17 January 2011

Do you want to see famous people looking bad wearing very little clothing? If so, the National Enquirer is the magazine for you. On the cover, they have allegedly recent and very bad photos of Paris Hilton (who they call Porky Paris) and Jennifer Love Hewitt (a.k.a. Jiggly Jennifer).

The picture above is an older photo Jennifer Love Hewitt that made her much more serious about her exercise routine. If we can believe The Flagship, that serious attitude didn't last.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:Never call me fat again

Publication: OK!
Date: 1 November 2010

OK! put some winners in the weight wars on the front cover this week.

Jennifer Love Hewitt had some cellulite in bikini pictures a few years ago. She says it's gone now.

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson has gone from a size 16 to a size 4.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:Amazing beach bodies issue of People

Publication: People
Date: 28 June 2010

This is People's annual Beach Body issue, and there are only two celebrities on the cover. The guy who looks good without a shirt is Zac Efron from the High School Musical series. His body is hot, but his career as tabloid fodder... not so much. This is his first mention this year on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter.

The female star of the cover is Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is real purdy, too.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:Amazing beach bodies issue of People

Publication: People
Date: 28 June 2010

This is People's annual Beach Body issue, and there are only two celebrities on the cover. The guy who looks good without a shirt is Zac Efron from the High School Musical series. His body is hot, but his career as tabloid fodder... not so much. This is his first mention this year on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter.

The female star of the cover is Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is real purdy, too.

On the rocks alert:Jennifer Love Hewitt says she's a "love addict"

Publication: People

Date: 29 Mar. 2010

There have been several celebrity break-ups that the supermarket rags have ignored completely, but now People weighs in on the break-up of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy, who were together about a year. She says she's worried about going back out on the singles scene.

And by the way, her eyes are up near the top of the picture.