On the rocks alert: Kendra's big lie to Hank!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 25 April 2011

There's not much good I can say about the Enquirer except that they leave reality TV alone for the most part. For example, the Enquirer has only had one Teen Mom reference in nearly four months, and that was a grab bag story about celebrity mugshots.

Their one main exception is Dancing With The Stars, where they obviously have a source. Without that, I doubt they would have a story about Kendra Wilkinson.

On the rocks alert: Hank caught with another woman!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 18 April 2011

The usual story of trouble between Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett involves Kendra being a flake or another sex tape of hers making the rounds, but this week the marital trouble comes from a different source, Hank allegedly not keeping it in his pants.

Welcome to gossip hell, Jessica Hall! This nice piece of walking scenery is one of the bimbos on Deal or No Deal and she is the alleged other woman. Here are the headlines.

• Caught with sexy playmate Jessica Hall
• making out in a Vegas club
• Humiliated Kendra leaves Hank!

On the rocks alert: Kendra & Hank torn apart by jealousy.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 28 March 2011

So far this year, there is only one supermarket rag that wants us to know that Kendra and Hank are through, and that's In Touch. Last year, a lot of the gossip mags were speculating about their marriage, but she's getting more solo stories this year about weight loss and the always optimistic OK! says she's preggers.

This is the only Kendra story this week.

On the rocks alert: Kendra tells Hank "It's Over!"

Publication: In Touch
Date: 28 February 2011

Kendra Wilkinson is my least favorite celebrity who shows up all the time on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. For her, it's usually covers on OK!, Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly and In Touch, with an occasional cover story in the Star.

This year, it's In Touch that is going with the story that her marriage to pro football player Hank Baskett is over. The sub-headlines this week are:

• After sleeping in separate beds, they go on an emotional make-or-break trip.
• Kendra finally admits, "I'm tired of pretending."

All things must pass, and eventually she will not have a reality TV show anymore and the gossip rags will stop caring.

This means I have something to look forward to.

Bun In The Oven Alert™:Hank and Kendra having a baby

Publication: OK!
Date: 21 February 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! But whenever it's about Kendra Wilkinson, it seems a little stale.

She's always supposed to be an inch away from dumping her husband Hank Baskett, but OK! tells us they are actually ever so happy and going to have baby #2. Their love is stronger than ever, little Hank Jr. will be the best big brother ever, and there are private photos of them inside the magazine, though I think Kendra has a serious difficulty defining the word "private", and not just because she's stone stupid.

And as is often the case with OK!, the story is just made up garbage. She is not actually pregnant, and God only knows if she really wants to be again and if she does feel that way, how she will feel tomorrow.

Meanest Story nominee:Kendra calls it quits.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 17 January 2011

In Touch fills most of the cover with a story that Kendra Wilkinson is meeting with a divorce lawyer behind hubby Hank Baskett's back, and promise an inside look at the battle for the baby and her millions.

It's not a pretty story, but according to all parties, it's also not a true story, so it get the nod as a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.