Bundle of Joy Alert:Elton John's adopted boy Zachary

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 31 January 2011

Us Weekly has the American debut of pictures of Zachary, the adopted son of Sir Elton John and his husband David Furnish, though as often happens, the British tabloids got the pictures a week earlier.

Best wishes to the happy family.

Bells are Ringing Alert™:Royal Dream Wedding

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 18 October 2010

There is no official news yet, but that has never stopped The Only Ten Magazines That Matter from speculation. Weekly Life & Style has a cover story about the pending wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. Besides the lavishness, the article claims to know who will be invited. On principle, I do not open up the magazines, but I do scan the front page of the respective websites. Among the alleged guests are Michelle Obama, Diddy, Elton John and Rod Stewart. Among those whose invitation must have been lost in the mail is Sarah Ferguson.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert:Rush Limbaugh marries wife #4

Publication: People (online)
Date: 6 June 2010

Rush Limbaugh has married for the fourth time to a 33 year old woman 25 years his junior.

You know the sophisticated French rule that you can cut your age in half and add seven and anyone older than that is fair game? Fail. Rush is 58, so a woman would have to be at least 36 to fall into that category for him.

Elton John played at the wedding. He was paid $1,000,000. It wasn't worth it, Reg.

There was a recent fawning puff piece on Limbaugh and the description of his house matches the picture we see above. Opulent. Ornate. Chi-chi. Liberace-esque.

Are we absolutely certain we know what team Mr. Limbaugh is batting for?

Bells Done Rung™ Alert:Rush Limbaugh marries wife #4

Publication: People (online)
Date: 6 June 2010

Rush Limbaugh has married for the fourth time to a 33 year old woman 25 years his junior.

You know the sophisticated French rule that you can cut your age in half and add seven and anyone older than that is fair game? Fail. Rush is 58, so a woman would have to be at least 36 to fall into that category for him.

Elton John played at the wedding. He was paid $1,000,000. It wasn't worth it, Reg.

There was a recent fawning puff piece on Limbaugh and the description of his house matches the picture we see above. Opulent. Ornate. Chi-chi. Liberace-esque.

Are we absolutely certain we know what team Mr. Limbaugh is batting for?