Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:Who's gay and who's not for July 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 July 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The Enquirer has its second homosexual speculation cover of the year with a lot of people who haven't been mentioned in any context in the supermarket rags in a year and a half.

Here are the supermarket rag newbies.

• Vin Diesel
• Sarah Silverman (seen kissing Jessica Biel)
• Amy Yasbeck (identified as John Ritter's widow, also shown kissing a woman)

Here are people who have been mention in the tabloids before, though none had been in one of these big gay (or not) line-ups before.

• Jessica Biel (kissing Sarah Silverman)
  
• Kiefer Sutherland (kissing some guy)
• Hines Ward (winner of Dancing With The Stars)
• Wynonna Judd (who allegedly has a gay secret)
• Vanna White (why she's still single)
  

Not Long 4 This World Alert:Kiefer Sutherland drunk at a strip club

Publications: Star, Globe

Date: 3 May 2010

Fresh trash on Thursday! Both the Star and the Globe paid for a picture of the topless Kiefer Sutherland leaving a strip club. The Globe put in the headline "Booze is killing Kiefer", so I add him to the Not Long 4 This World list. The Star's headline is "Kiefer hits rock bottom".

In years gone by, Kiefer was a regular in the tabloids, but this is the first mention he gets in 2010, and the year is almost one third over.

Just for the record, I think the photographer that snapped this picture did all the hard work and real reporting, while the people writing the headlines are taking money under false pretenses of being journalists.