On the rocks alert:Gwen Stefani in tears over marriage crisis

Publication: In Touch
Date: 22 November 2010

In Touch wants us to know there's trouble in the marriage of Gwen Stefani and former Bush frontman Gavin Rossdale. Ms. Stefani's only other mention on a supermarket gossipp mag cover this year was when Star said she still looks good in a bikini.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:Kendra and Gwen in bikini shape

Publication: Star magazine

Date: 12 Apr. 2010

The best option is never to be mentioned by the tabloids. The second best option is only to be mentioned by the tabloids in stories that say you look goooooooood.

Gwen Stefani, singer, actress, fashion designer and mother of two, is now 40 years old and she looks gooooood.

Kendra Wilkinson is also supposed to be in bikini shape, though earlier reports have been brought into doubt. This is a picture of her leaving the beauty salon this week, looking slim and trim.

I don't list Kendra's accomplishments because... well, you know.