Annoying label bookkeeping #13

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Man Slut Alert: Charlie Sheen's madam may name more names.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 14 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Even if you only pay scant attention to gossip, you had to know this week's most popular celebrity would be the self-destructing Charlie Sheen. All the other stories that mention him this week are actually about him, but the low rent Examiner uses his name to trash others with rumors. They speculate about Sheen's madam's little black book and what names might be in it. They include Brad Pitt, no stranger to malicious gossip about his love life, and Vanna White's husband, also not a surprise given the low rent Examiner's continued claims that she is addicted to "bad boys". The third name on the list is unusual and not previously mentioned in the supermarket rags in 2010 or 2011.

Welcome to gossip hell, Kevin Costner! It surprises me to see his name bandied about in such a sordid way because:

1. He's dull as dishwater, and
2. I didn't even know he counted as a movie star anymore.

I'm cruel, but fair.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:Vanna White wasting away!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 24 January 2011

It's a negative story about Vanna White! Any guesses which magazine is publishing it?

If you answered "the low rent Examiner", give yourself five bonus points. In the past year, they have had three stories about America's favorite letter turner, one that she didn't look good without makeup, one where she was addicted to bad boys and now one that says she is wasting away.

Once again, the low rent Examiner believes their demographic is old people addicted to daytime TV. They may be right. I'm sure they've done as much research as their measly budget can allow.