Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: What tore Jen and Courteney apart!

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 13 June 2011

Back in April, there were several stories about Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox fighting over a guy named Josh Hopkins. Now, the gossip rags have Jen paired off with Justin Theroux, but Us Weekly wants us to know the short lived romance has spawned a long term rift between the two actresses who have known each other for about half their lifetimes.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:How Courteney stole Jen's man!

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 25 April 2011

Yet again, Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of a supermarket rag and, yet again, the story involves her love life.

Did you guess that it ends badly? Yes, I'm sure you did if you have been paying even the tiniest amount of attention. This appears to be a re-hash about the guy Courteney introduced to Jen then stole for herself.

If Kim Kardashian actually does get married, Jen will be all alone in the race for America's Spinster.

But that would be fitting, wouldn't it? Spinsters are supposed to be all alone.

On the rocks alert: Courteney double-crosses Jen!

Publications: Star, Us Weekly
Date: 18 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Two (slightly) different stories about Courteney Cox this week, with the twist being her old pal Jennifer Aniston is thrown into the mix in one version. Here are the headlines.

• Us Weekly: Courtney & her co-star: Secret Fling Exposed
• Star: Courtney Double-Cross
  dates co-star Josh Hopkins after she fixed him up with Jen

Welcome to gossip hell, Josh Hopkins! Is this really the level of guy who will come between best buds like Courteney and Jen?

Hmm, maybe. Neither of them is getting any younger.

Love Bird Alert™?: Courteney and David, working it out?

Publication: People
Date: 11 April 2011

Last October, the break-up of David Arquette and Courteney Cox was big news. Since then, he's had a few stories saying he's a wild man, while she's been in the gossip rags mainly as a second lead in the Jennifer Aniston story. Now People, the most reliable of the supermarket rags, puts the question "Working it out?" on the cover.

Stay tuned.

Enboobening Alert™ and Problems With Plastic Alert™: Courteney's new boobs, Jen's new face

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 21 March 2011

Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox, stars of Friends about a jillion years ago, actually are still friends, so Star takes a shot at both of them with a headline implying both of them have had work done, Jen north of the neck and Courteney slightly south. Jen's "new face" story is the same thing many of us were being catty about last week, while there are "now" and "then" pictures of Courteney in bikini tops that make her look more zaftig in the more recent photo.

Pulling a Bullock™:Jennifer Aniston to adopt a baby from Mexico!

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 7 February 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Star devotes most of the cover this week to Jennifer Aniston's plans to adopt a baby from Mexico, which means she's Pulling a Partial Bullock™. For a Bullock Pull to be complete, a woman has to adopt to get recent stories of a man dumping her out of the gossip rags. Here are the many details from the sub-headlines.

• Yes, I'm adopting!
• Papers signed and sealed
• Orphanage officials talk to Star
• Using Courteney's nanny

You'll have to agree that is a boatload of details. The thing is the story is already being denied. Unless the denials are retracted later, this has to count as the biggest fail of the new year so far.

Stars without make-up, January 2011 edition

Publication: Star
Date: 10 January 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Star magazine yet again has a cover story about stars without make-up. The four pictures on the cover are of two actresses and two reality TV stars.

• Courteney Cox
• Hillary Swank
• Bethenny Frankel
• Kate Gosselin

The picture above is of Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives fame.