She Fought The Law Alert™:As the trial starts, the gossip rags pay attention to the Casey Anthony trial.

Publications: People, National Enquirer, OK!
Date: 13 June 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Before this week, all the news about Casey Anthony, the mom on trial for her life for allegedly killing her daughter, has been in the Enquirer and Globe. Now that the trial has started, both People and OK! get in the game and the Enquirer takes a new tack. Here are the headlines.

• People: Caylee Anthony murder case
  Secrets & Lies
  Mom's shocking defense
  Bombshell testimony, new claims of sexual abuse inside accused killer Casey Anthony's trial strategy
• OK!: Casey Anthony caught in a lie
• National Enquirer: Casey Anthony will walk free!
  Killer mom's plan to escape death row!

As usual, if everyone else is saying x, the Enquirer feels duty bound to say "NOT x!"

Call it a marketing strategy.

Or lying. Whatever.

UPDATE: let's me eat some crow. The Enquirer's experts got it right. Her defense team did enough to create reasonable doubt in the jury's mind and she was found not guilty of murder.

Breaking news:Celine Dion gives birth to twin boys prematurely

Celine Dion gave birth to twin boys this afternoon. The singer was in the 35th week of pregnancy, so the births are officially considered premature. The boys weighed 5 lbs. 4 oz. and 5 lbs. 10 oz.

Mother and children are said to be resting comfortably.

Bun(s) In The Oven Alert™:Celine Dion expecting twins

Publications: National Enquirer, Weekly Life & Style, Star
Date: 14 June 2010

Remember last February when Celine Dion was having trouble conceiving a second child and she was all weepy and stuff?

Well, she and the old geezer kept trying and now they confirm the story in three tabloids that they are expecting twins, and Celine is all weepy and stuff.

French Canadians. Very volatile people.

Bun(s) In The Oven Alert™:Celine Dion expecting twins

Publications: National Enquirer, Weekly Life & Style, Star
Date: 14 June 2010

Remember last February when Celine Dion was having trouble conceiving a second child and she was all weepy and stuff?

Well, she and the old geezer kept trying and now they confirm the story in three tabloids that they are expecting twins, and Celine is all weepy and stuff.

French Canadians. Very volatile people.

Breaking news:Dennis Hopper dead at 74

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 29 May 2010

In two days, the number of correct predictions for the year jumps from zero to two for the tabloids foretelling the deaths of celebrities as Dennis Hopper dies from complications of prostate cancer. He was 74.

The Enquirer first had Hopper's health problems on their website in January and the Examiner put him on the front page that same month. His health problems were also covered in the legitimate press as well.

Best wishes to all Mr. Hopper's friends and to most of his family, from a fan.

Breaking news:Dennis Hopper dead at 74

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 29 May 2010

In two days, the number of correct predictions for the year jumps from zero to two for the tabloids foretelling the deaths of celebrities as Dennis Hopper dies from complications of prostate cancer. He was 74.

The Enquirer first had Hopper's health problems on their website in January and the Examiner put him on the front page that same month. His health problems were also covered in the legitimate press as well.

Best wishes to all Mr. Hopper's friends and to most of his family, from a fan.

Bun In The Oven Alert™:Travoltas planning a new baby

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 24 May 2010

The headline reads BABY FOR TRAVOLTA. No mention of whether this means Kelly Preston is pregnant or they are planning to adopt.

Of course, the Enquirer has to bring up that their son died and the baby is a "replacement". It's just their mean spirited way.

Bun In The Oven Alert™:Travoltas planning a new baby

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 24 May 2010

The headline reads BABY FOR TRAVOLTA. No mention of whether this means Kelly Preston is pregnant or they are planning to adopt.

Of course, the Enquirer has to bring up that their son died and the baby is a "replacement". It's just their mean spirited way.

Brave Last Days Alert: Gary Coleman - UPDATE

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

Here is an important rule of the tabloids. People who see the inside of a hospital are dying. While some of the people on the current Brave Last Days list are actually ill, like Dennis Hopper, a lot of people are there because the tabloids don't have to tell the truth about anything.

I hope Gary Coleman is okay. I also hope he straightens himself out, because the cat is one hot mess right now.

UPDATE: Gary Coleman died on May 28, about four months after this warning was published.