Bun In The Oven Alert™ and No Bun In The Oven Alert™: Yet more drama about the ovaries of the rich and famous.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 11 April 2011

The headline reads BABY DRAMA! and it tells three very different stories.

1. Khloe: heartbroken over not getting pregnant

If you are going to have a multiple baby drama story on the cover of a supermarket rag, it's nearly required one of the stories will be about a Kardashian.

2. Britney: Baby #3 on the way

This story has been denied.

3. Kim Zolciak: Attacked by NeNe, "I fear for my baby"

From what I hear from commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive, NeNe is pretty damned scary.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Big fight on Real Housewives of Atlanta

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 31 January 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays!

Welcome to gossip hell 2011, Real Housewives of Atlanta! If you are a fan of the show, first names are enough, so Weekly Life & Style tell us there's a dust-up between Nene and Kim!

For those who don't follow this show, the full names are Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak.

Each Housewife gets a quote on the cover.

• Nene: "Kim could be racist"
• Kim: "I fear for my life"

This is the sort of wholesome entertainment that has taken the place of Ozzie and Harriet, isn't it?