Brave Last Days Alert: the low rent Examiner tells us about a bunch of country stars.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 2 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The low rent Examiner goes all fire sale with a Brave Last Days cover story about country and western music stars. Yes, everyone must go, eventually at least. Among the people they pick for the reaper are Jerry Lee Lewis, who has been mentioned before, and newcomers Roy Clark, George Jones, Donna Fargo and...

(wait for it!)

Miss Kitty Wells!

You could knock me down with a feather. I had no idea Miss Kitty was still with us. All those things I said about Miss Loretta Lynn being the last great star of country music, well... I was just talking out of my hat, so to speak.

Best wishes to all the people mentioned, all their families and all their friends, but most of all, best wishes to Miss Kitty Wells, still the Queen of Country Music.

Brave Last Days Alert:Jerry Lee Lewis

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 30 August 2010

Yet another Brave Last Days Alert from the Three Wicked Step Sisters, this time for a celebrity who is getting his first mention of 2010, the Killer himself, Jerry Lee Lewis. He is in fact only 74 years old, the youngest of the celebrities mentioned in this week's death watch, but he has been reported to be in poor health for some time.

Technically, the headline in the Examiner said these were his Sad Last Days instead of Brave Last Days, but it's the same idea.

Brave Last Days Alert:Jerry Lee Lewis

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 30 August 2010

Yet another Brave Last Days Alert from the Three Wicked Step Sisters, this time for a celebrity who is getting his first mention of 2010, the Killer himself, Jerry Lee Lewis. He is in fact only 74 years old, the youngest of the celebrities mentioned in this week's death watch, but he has been reported to be in poor health for some time.

Technically, the headline in the Examiner said these were his Sad Last Days instead of Brave Last Days, but it's the same idea.