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Showing posts with label Joel Madden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joel Madden. Show all posts

Friday, December 17, 2010

People's 2010 Year In Review

Publication: People
Date: 27 December 2010

People has their double-sized year end issue on the stands with five stories, all with brief headlines.

They named Sandra Bullock Woman of the Year. In the gossip rags, she is hands down the best choice.


Like any year end review issue, there are tributes to people who died. They put Elizabeth Edwards on the cover, again an obvious choice.


There's a story about hottest dresses, and they use a picture of Halle Berry as the prototypical example here.

Who can argue?


They promise stories about the best weddings. I thought they might have gone with Chelsea Clinton, but instead it was a more recent ceremony, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.


And last but not least, there is a category for dream couples, which right now can't be anybody but Wills'N'Kate.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert:Nicole Richie's wedding album

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 27 December 2010

This morning, we had a Meanest Story nominee talking about what a disaster Nicole Richie wedding was. This afternoon, two stories are printed about how well it went. This is the second cover story in two weeks about the wedding in WL&S.


Meanest Story nominee:"Friends" snub Nicole's wedding disaster!

Publication: OK!
Date: 27 December 2010

Here's a first! OK!, the nicest of the supermarket gossip sheets by a long distance, has a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week!

There were several stories about the wedding of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden last week and a few more this week, all of them saying the wedding went well except for one. Some disgruntled "friends" of Ms. Richie refused to attend and OK! says the ceremony was a "disaster".

This kind of story, sometimes referred to as "peeing in the punch bowl", is fairly common for the dogs in the AMI kennel, but it was a real surprise to see this kind of story in OK!, a magazine that will print positive stories about Kate Gosselin, for pity's sake.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Bells Are Ringing Alert™:Nicole Richie's dream wedding

Publications: Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 20 December 2010

There were several on-again, off-again stories about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden this year, but the happy day took place and two tabloid rags want you to know about it. Here are the headlines.

Us Weekly: Nicole Richie, Her Dream Wedding
Weekly Life & Style: EXCLUSIVE Wedding Details Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

Best wishes to the happy couple.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

You So Crazy Alert™:Nicole Richie snaps

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 16 August 2010

Fresh trash delivered tomorrow! The last of this week's trash... right now!

Last month, Star reported that Joel Madden cheated on his baby mama and bride to be Nicole Richie, but the source of that story recanted. Now, Nicole has snapped and the wedding is off.

Do we believe any of this?



You So Crazy Alert™:Nicole Richie snaps

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 16 August 2010

Fresh trash delivered tomorrow! The last of this week's trash... right now!

Last month, Star reported that Joel Madden cheated on his baby mama and bride to be Nicole Richie, but the source of that story recanted. Now, Nicole has snapped and the wedding is off.

Do we believe any of this?



Monday, July 12, 2010

On the Rocks Alert:Nicole Richie betrayed by cheating Joel Madden

Publication: Star Magazine
Date: 19 July 2010

Times change. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were major gossip wellsprings a few years back, but the Only Ten Magazines That Matter have only mentioned Paris twice this year, both time back in January, and this will be the third time Nicole has been a cover girl for the rags this year. She got a mention in this blog for scooping the tabloids by mentioned she would be marrying her longtime boyfriend Joel Madden on David Letterman's show in February and Weekly Life & Style did a follow-up a few weeks later. Star did a story on spoiled rotten celebrity kids and mentioned Nicole's little girl Harlow. Nicole and Joel have two children together.

Now, the rag owned by the same parent company as the Enquirer but seemingly with its own editorial control has said the wedding is off and they have been separated for a month, and Joel spent nights with a masseuse and a model. Looking stuff up online, Entertainmentwise.com says the source was a DJ who has since recanted.

Best wishes to the couple.





On the Rocks Alert:Nicole Richie betrayed by cheating Joel Madden

Publication: Star Magazine
Date: 19 July 2010

Times change. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were major gossip wellsprings a few years back, but the Only Ten Magazines That Matter have only mentioned Paris twice this year, both time back in January, and this will be the third time Nicole has been a cover girl for the rags this year. She got a mention in this blog for scooping the tabloids by mentioned she would be marrying her longtime boyfriend Joel Madden on David Letterman's show in February and Weekly Life & Style did a follow-up a few weeks later. Star did a story on spoiled rotten celebrity kids and mentioned Nicole's little girl Harlow. Nicole and Joel have two children together.

Now, the rag owned by the same parent company as the Enquirer but seemingly with its own editorial control has said the wedding is off and they have been separated for a month, and Joel spent nights with a masseuse and a model. Looking stuff up online, Entertainmentwise.com says the source was a DJ who has since recanted.

Best wishes to the couple.





Saturday, February 27, 2010

Love Bird Alert™:Nicole Richie's Big Day

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

Now that she's announced her upcoming wedding on TV, Nicole Richie is talking to at least one tabloid, Weekly Life & Style, and they put the story on the front page.

Wishing the happy couple all the best.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Bell Are Ringing Alert™: Nicole Richie engaged to Joel Madden

Date: 15 Feb. 2010

Nicole Richie, granddaughter of Pete Escevedo, adopted daughter of Lionel Richie, BFF since kindergarten with Paris Hilton, has announced her marriage to Joel Madden, father of Richie's two children. The wedding will take place later this year.

Nicole announced this on The Late Show with David Letterman. Her friends have known for some time. As Ms. Richie said, "I have friends, not sources."

Good on ya, Ms. Richie, and all the best to the happy couple and their family.

This is not a story about fat, but is a happy story in the spirit of Mardi Gras, a time when people are supposed to enjoy themselves. Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, and there isn't a single nice story to be told.

Forewarned is forearmed, though I warn you, don't try to forearm me, 'cos I don't play.


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