Hey Old Timer Gossip: The Globe has a "Where are they now?" fit.

Publication: Globe
Date: 4 April 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The Globe mentions a whole lotta people, most of them who were famous before I graduated high school, and does not directly predict that any of them is one step away from the grave, so this is about as positive as they get. Almost all of them are best known from work on old TV shows, with the exception of Margaret O'Brien and Esther Williams. Here is the full list of people on the cover.

June Lockhart, Esther Williams, Adam West, Burt Ward, Loni Anderson, Rose Marie, Gavin MacLeod, Jaleel White, Margaret O'Brien, Johnny Whitaker

Of this list, only Loni Anderson and Jaleel White (Urkel) had their major claim to fame after I left Alameda High School back in the early 1970's.

Problems With Plastic Alert™:bad surgery anthology

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 27 September 2010

The low rent Examiner spends most of the cover on pictures of women who look awful after plastic surgery. The women on the cover are Mary Tyler Moore, Tanya Tucker, Joan Kennedy, Heather Locklear and Loni Anderson.