Bad romance alert:Kim Kardashian dating a criminal

Publication: In Touch
Date: 27 September 2010

In Touch says Kim K. is dating a criminal. They do not give his name on the cover.

For the record, In Touch has not published one story about Kim this year that has a positive slant on it, for what it's worth.

Bad romance alert:Scott Disick's violent past revealed

Publication: OK!
Date: 6 September 2010

The list of people who like Scott Disick: Kourtney Kardashian

The list of people who don't like Scott Disick: Everybody else.

OK!, still far and away the nicest supermarket rag, found some ex-girlfriend of Scott Disick to tell about bad things he did before he became a weasel on a reality TV show.

When OK! is trashing you, it may be time to re-evaluate your life style choices.

Bad romance alert: Reggie Bush trashes ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian to his new girlfriend

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 May 2010

Something about stopping having sex with Kim Kardashian brings out the worst in guys. Reggie Bush is trashing his former flame to his new flame, according to In Touch magazine.

It's possible he's just trying to make sure the new girl isn't jealous, or it could be that Reggie is upset that Kim met a guy who is in better shape than Reggie and makes more money.

Both theories are plausible.

Bad romance alert: Reggie Bush trashes ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian to his new girlfriend

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 May 2010

Something about stopping having sex with Kim Kardashian brings out the worst in guys. Reggie Bush is trashing his former flame to his new flame, according to In Touch magazine.

It's possible he's just trying to make sure the new girl isn't jealous, or it could be that Reggie is upset that Kim met a guy who is in better shape than Reggie and makes more money.

Both theories are plausible.

Bad romance alert: Damon Thomas trashes ex-wife Kim Kardashian

Publication: In Touch
Date: 17 May 2010

Fresh trash tomorrow! The worst trash saved for last this week.

Two weeks ago, Star magazine let Kim Kardashian rag on her ex-husband Damon Thomas, and she let him have it with both barrels. This week, In Touch lets Damon have his rebuttal.

• Kim is obsessed with fame
• She is a backstabber
• She has X-rated pictures of sister Kourtney
• She gossips about Khloe behind her back

She accused him of beating her, issuing death threats and forcing her to get liposuction. In the scumbag Olympics, he's going for the gold and she's probably not going to make the medal ceremony.

Bad romance alert: Damon Thomas trashes ex-wife Kim Kardashian

Publication: In Touch
Date: 17 May 2010

Fresh trash tomorrow! The worst trash saved for last this week.

Two weeks ago, Star magazine let Kim Kardashian rag on her ex-husband Damon Thomas, and she let him have it with both barrels. This week, In Touch lets Damon have his rebuttal.

• Kim is obsessed with fame
• She is a backstabber
• She has X-rated pictures of sister Kourtney
• She gossips about Khloe behind her back

She accused him of beating her, issuing death threats and forcing her to get liposuction. In the scumbag Olympics, he's going for the gold and she's probably not going to make the medal ceremony.

Bad romance alert:Kim Kardashian's secret marriage

Publication: Star

Date: 3 May 2010

A new category is created for this first Kim Kardashian story of the week, the Bad Romance alert. Kim is all over the tabloid covers this week in stories about her new beau, but Star fills their cover with the details of her bad brief marriage several years ago to record producer Damon Thomas. Among the details on the cover include:

• Jealous rages
• Vicious beatings
• Death threats
• He made her have liposuction

I love that the headline writers saved the worst for last.

In any case, it's a good thing all around that Kim left this grease weasel, not only for her well being but for the tabloid industry in general, because without the Kardashian sisters, the Only Ten Magazines That Matter would have to resort to rehashing the hot mess that is Lindsay Lohan, who has not had a single cover story in the four months of 2010 when this blog has been keeping track.