Damn You Skinny Alert™: Dancing With The Stars beach bodies

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 April 2011

The Flagship has another cover story featuring women who look like they are being photographed through telephoto lenses, but this week the women actually don't look awful. They have three women from the current season of Dancing With The Stars, stars Kendra Wilkinson and Wendy Williams and dancer Cheryl Burke, shown above. Scanning across the Internets, some people say that this is what she looks like when she's out of shape.

Still looks pretty good to me.

I count this as the first positive story on the cover of the Enquirer since late January.

All the Dancing With The Stars dish for 11 April.

Publications: Globe, In Touch, Star, Weekly Life & Style, OK!
Date: 11 April 2011

The Only Ten Magazines That Matter barely acknowledge that American False Idol exists, but they love Dancing With The Stars with all their hearts. This week, there are five stories about the show, most about Kendra Wilkinson and Kirstie Alley, but Wendy Williams also makes an appearance on the cover of Star, as well as passing reference to Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who the gossip rags think is famous enough to just be called Maks. Here are the headlines.

• Globe: 200 lb. Kirstie Alley Heart Attack shocker
  Chilling risk she faces on 'DTWS'
• In Touch: Kendra and Kristie catfight!
  
• OK!: Kirstie & Kendra tell all
• Weekly Life & Style: Kirstie's sexy promise to Maks
• Star: DTWS cover-up
  Extreme surgery
  Cocaine and pills
  Kirstie's secret husband