Leaving the Love Boat™:Camille Grammer divorcing husband Kelsey

Publication: TMZ online
Date: 1 July 2010

Yet another celebrity couple divorces without a peep about their troubles in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. Camille Grammer, age 41, a former Club MTV and Playboy model who will be on the next session of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is filing for divorce from her conservative windbag husband Kelsey Grammer, age 55.

To be fair and balanced, Kelsey Grammer has done some very funny stuff. I love Sideshow Bob and so do all right thinking Americans. His work with Bebe Neuwirth on Cheers is A-Numba One Tip-Top. But when I've listened to him speak, he thinks his funny stuff is funny because of him and gives short shrift to the writers. He also whines about the bitter fate of being conservative in Hollywood, but he keeps getting work long past his deserved shelf life. Given these dreadful personality defects, I can honestly wish him every unhappiness.

Leaving the Love Boat™:Camille Grammer divorcing husband Kelsey

Publication: TMZ online
Date: 1 July 2010

Yet another celebrity couple divorces without a peep about their troubles in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. Camille Grammer, age 41, a former Club MTV and Playboy model who will be on the next session of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, is filing for divorce from her conservative windbag husband Kelsey Grammer, age 55.

To be fair and balanced, Kelsey Grammer has done some very funny stuff. I love Sideshow Bob and so do all right thinking Americans. His work with Bebe Neuwirth on Cheers is A-Numba One Tip-Top. But when I've listened to him speak, he thinks his funny stuff is funny because of him and gives short shrift to the writers. He also whines about the bitter fate of being conservative in Hollywood, but he keeps getting work long past his deserved shelf life. Given these dreadful personality defects, I can honestly wish him every unhappiness.

You So Crazy Alert™:Racist phone call from Mel Gibson "leaked".

Publication: TMZ online
Date: 1 July 2010

Mel Gibson, conceited piece of crap loser lionized for his torture porn classic Passion of the Christ, didn't just have a bad night when he was arrested a few years back. He's a racist asshole and incredibly mean drunk.

A phone machine message in which Mr. Gibson let go a tirade filled with obscenities and racial slurs at his estranged girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva has become public. Ms. Grigorieva says she did not leak it, but it's out there now.

Don't you love it when lawyers become involved? This shitheel says disgusting crap on tape with full knowledge he is being taped, but if she released it to the public, she's the party to blame.

To be fair and balanced, liberal icon Alec Baldwin had a very disgusting rant on a message machine a few years back. Also being completely impartial, Baldwin is very funny and Mel isn't.

Consider this. Mel Gibson was married to his wife Robyn for 29 years until they divorced last year. She must be a first-class punching bag. He had to put her through this kind of shit as well. Nobody turns this mean this fast.

You So Crazy Alert™:Racist phone call from Mel Gibson "leaked".

Publication: TMZ online
Date: 1 July 2010

Mel Gibson, conceited piece of crap loser lionized for his torture porn classic Passion of the Christ, didn't just have a bad night when he was arrested a few years back. He's a racist asshole and incredibly mean drunk.

A phone machine message in which Mr. Gibson let go a tirade filled with obscenities and racial slurs at his estranged girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva has become public. Ms. Grigorieva says she did not leak it, but it's out there now.

Don't you love it when lawyers become involved? This shitheel says disgusting crap on tape with full knowledge he is being taped, but if she released it to the public, she's the party to blame.

To be fair and balanced, liberal icon Alec Baldwin had a very disgusting rant on a message machine a few years back. Also being completely impartial, Baldwin is very funny and Mel isn't.

Consider this. Mel Gibson was married to his wife Robyn for 29 years until they divorced last year. She must be a first-class punching bag. He had to put her through this kind of shit as well. Nobody turns this mean this fast.

Hosptialization alert:Dean McDermott falls off his motorcycle... again!

Publication: TMZ.com
Date: 1 July 2010

While this week's tabloid headlines are a little re-hashy, the website TMZ es en fuego tonight! Four stories that are considerably better than the stuff in the magazines this week.

Dean McDermott, creepy husband of Tori Spelling that nobody seems to like, was in an off road motorcycle accident. He has broken ribs which punctured and collapsed his lung, which is obviously no damn fun at all, but doctors expect him to make a complete recovery.

This is his second motorcycle accident this year. Dean, take a hint.

Hosptialization alert:Dean McDermott falls off his motorcycle... again!

Publication: TMZ.com
Date: 1 July 2010

While this week's tabloid headlines are a little re-hashy, the website TMZ es en fuego tonight! Four stories that are considerably better than the stuff in the magazines this week.

Dean McDermott, creepy husband of Tori Spelling that nobody seems to like, was in an off road motorcycle accident. He has broken ribs which punctured and collapsed his lung, which is obviously no damn fun at all, but doctors expect him to make a complete recovery.

This is his second motorcycle accident this year. Dean, take a hint.

Birther Crap:Barack Obama not born in U.S.!

Publication: Globe
Date: 12 July 2010

The editors at the Globe finally pulled their collective heads out of their collective asses, a difficult and painful process, and tried their hand at adding one and one.

The first one: They print unsubstantiated lies for a living.

The second one: The most popular unsubstantiated lie around is that Barack Obama wasn't born in the U.S. of A., a lie believed by a lot more people than the dwindling number who buy the Globe on a regular basis.

Voila! This week's cover is all about their new information that blows the whole birther story wide open. They even have a government official who tells all. Maybe they finally got in touch with that guy E.F. Lavender who signed the birth certificate in Kenya!

Except he's a laundry detergent.

Oopsie.