Cut Copy - Take Me Over (Thee Loving Hands Remix)

Melbourne, VIC, Australia. Oh, I'm a little bit excited for the new year. The will be nice album releases, I'm pretty sure. One of them could be "Zonoscope" by Cut Copy. Once in July I'd talked about loving or hating their songs. But know I'm sure - after I bought the second album and listened to it very often - I loving them very very much. And I'm looking forward to the new one. It will be released on 8th February 2011. Now, you get here a 10 minutes remix of Take me over, which is created by second album "In Ghost Colours" producer Tim Goldsworthy.

Cut Copy - Take Me Over (Thee Loving Hands Remix) by Pretty Much Amazing

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Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Best and worst winter beach bodies YET AGAIN.

Publication: Star
Date: 3 January 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last trash of the week...right now!

So now it has been established. Beach body season runs from January 1 to December 31 in the gossip rags. We could blame Sports Illustrated for this, since their famous swimsuit issue comes out like clockwork in the dead of winter in February every year. But that decision makes sense in terms of the sports calendar, to get an issue with good sales in that bleak season between the end of the Super Bowl and the beginning of March Madness.

The gossip rags have no such logical reason for all the beach body issues, other than the tried and true reason "Girls in bikinis sell magazinis."


Here is the list of the ladies they like.

• Kim Kardashian
• Jennifer Aniston
• Kendra Wilkinson
• Chelsea Clinton

One of these women is not like the others.


Here is the list of the ladies they don't like.

• Julia Roberts doesn't look great from behind
• Tara Reid is scary skinny
• Snooki from Jersey Shore can't afford to put an extra ounce on her tiny frame
• Margaret Cho has too much ink.

Love Bird Alert™:Blake and Ryan's hot date, though it's getting colder.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 3 January 2011

Last week, it was Weekly Life & Style that wanted to tell us about the hot date shared by Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively. This week, In Touch is going with the exact same headline.

I have to wonder if the gossip rags' interest in "Ryan" has anything to do with trying to confuse people who want to buy magazines that are dishing about the newly single Ryan Reynolds instead. Gosling has done some interesting and adventurous projects, like Lars and the Real Girl and Half Nelson, but not as many big budget movies as Reynolds. Just to add to the confusion, Blake Lively will be starring opposite Ryan Reynolds as Carol Ferris, the love interest of Green Lantern in one of the much anticipated comic book movies that will be coming out in 2011.

Bun In The Oven Alert™?:Garth and Trish's baby secret

Publication: Globe
Date: 3 January 2011

In the secret code of the supermarket rags, "baby secret" means there is no baby and very likely won't be one for the foreseeable future.

With Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood, the "baby secret" is probably that they got hungry and ate one by accident.

On the rocks alert:Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been dating for months.

Publication: Star
Date: 3 January 2011

So why did Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson break up? If we believe the Star, a dicey proposition at best, it's because of that awful home wrecker Sandra Bullock, who has been dating Ryan Reynolds for months.

An unusual but not inexplicable factoid seems to back this theory up. If you go on the Internet and try to find pictures of Ryan and Scarlett together, it's slim pickings, mostly candid shots with the couple dressed in street clothes that look like they were taken either by paparazzi or fans with cell phones. On the other hand, there are plenty of pictures of Ryan and Sandy around, being all friendly on red carpet after red carpet, as in the picture above. The pictures are easily explained, since the couple starred in a romantic comedy called The Proposal which came out in 2009.

And so we are left with the modern journalism problem. Person #1 says x, Person #2 says y, sorry, we're out of time and we will have to leave it there, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. In the case of Us Weekly and the Star, I don't think the truth is anywhere to be found yet, but I'm sure we will hear much more in the weeks to come.

On the rocks alert:How Scarlett broke Ryan's heart

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 3 January 2011

The divorce of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds has been announced, but blame has yet to be determined completely. According to Us, she broke his heart, the shameless hussy!

Another theory of the problem is put forward by the Star this week. Having conflicting stories in different gossip rags is not uncommon, and it's always a sign that the story isn't over yet.

Weekly World News alert:How to tell if your neighbor is a zombie or a vampire.

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 3 January 2011

As I have noted before, I will only report on headlines from the Sun if they include verifiable information, predictions of events and dates they will happen. The Weekly World News gets a single headline in black and white on the cover of the Sun each week and I hold them to a different standard.

Would this headline make Bat Boy proud?

This week, the dear old WWN gives us vital advice about how to tell if a neighbor is a zombie or a vampire. Of course, I wonder if those are your only choices. I'm not sure, but there's a family down near the second floor laundry room in my apartment building that might be orcs.