Date: 21 Apr. 2010
The headline sounds very bad. The story itself is not quite as sensational. And once again, TMZ scoops the supermarket rags and does some REAL reporting. I don't read their website often, but I am always impressed with the clear writing, multiple sources and actual documents. It's like the version we got of the crime reporter back in those film noir movies and these guys are really doing their jobs well.
Heather Locklear hit a traffic sign at 4:00 in the morning and drove off. Her lawyer's position is the "who you gonna call?" defense and the cops have no interest in charging her. She is on probation for a DUI few years.
In other words, Heather Locklear is like a good looking Dick Cheney. Anyone with a brain can figure both of them did something stupid after too much sauce, but actual proof that stands up in a court of law is lacking. And of course, in Ms. Locklear's case, no one is picking buckshot out of his face after the incident.
I want to thank my pal Matthew Kruk for first sending me the link to this story.
