He Fought The Law Alert™:Joran van der Sloot AIDS shocker!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 5 July 2010

The Flagship has Joran van der Sloot on the cover for the third week in a row. The cover headline is vague. There are no independent confirmations or even rumors that he is HIV positive, but if he stays incarcerated in Peru, the prisons there have nearly non-existent health care and high levels of tuberculosis and AIDS infection.

More wishful thinking on the part of the Enquirer, whose editors are always willing to jump very long distances to get to a conclusion.

He Fought The Law Alert™:Joran van der Sloot AIDS shocker!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 5 July 2010

The Flagship has Joran van der Sloot on the cover for the third week in a row. The cover headline is vague. There are no independent confirmations or even rumors that he is HIV positive, but if he stays incarcerated in Peru, the prisons there have nearly non-existent health care and high levels of tuberculosis and AIDS infection.

More wishful thinking on the part of the Enquirer, whose editors are always willing to jump very long distances to get to a conclusion.

Late to the party alert:The wedding of Wills and Kate is on hold.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 5 July 2010

The latest possible royal couple has made the covers of the Yank tabs for four straight weeks now. Last week, there were three stories that said there was trouble in paradise. This week, Us Weekly repeats these rumors.

As though we wouldn't believe it until they spoke with the voice of authority.

Late to the party alert:The wedding of Wills and Kate is on hold.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 5 July 2010

The latest possible royal couple has made the covers of the Yank tabs for four straight weeks now. Last week, there were three stories that said there was trouble in paradise. This week, Us Weekly repeats these rumors.

As though we wouldn't believe it until they spoke with the voice of authority.

Late to the party alert:Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart's wedding

Publications: People, Globe
Date: 5 July 2010

The Globe is in the running for the nastiest of the supermarket rags. People is in second place for the nicest of them, trailing the kind but inaccurate OK! Here are the headlines about the marriage of Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, already covered in the legitimate press.

People: Harrison & Calista's Surprise Wedding
Globe: Harrison and Calista's Shotgun Wedding

Did you catch the subtle difference? I thought you might.

Late to the party alert:Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart's wedding

Publications: People, Globe
Date: 5 July 2010

The Globe is in the running for the nastiest of the supermarket rags. People is in second place for the nicest of them, trailing the kind but inaccurate OK! Here are the headlines about the marriage of Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, already covered in the legitimate press.

People: Harrison & Calista's Surprise Wedding
Globe: Harrison and Calista's Shotgun Wedding

Did you catch the subtle difference? I thought you might.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™:Favorite psychic prediction of the year!

Publication: Sun
Date: 5 July 2010

The Sun is usually predicting the end of the world or earthquakes, that kind of thing. But this week, one of their psychics has come up with my favorite psychic prediction so far.

Betty White will marry a teenager.

You know the Sophisticated French Rule, half your age plus seven? Screw it, I say. More power to Miss Betty White and the psychics of lu-u-u-u-u-u-u-v!