Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Heidi Montag's family hates her husband

Publications: OK!, Us Weekly
Date: 24 May 2010

Remember when Heidi Montag looked like a human being?

Ah, yes. 2009. It was a more innocent time.

Last week we had a story that Heidi wanted even bigger boobs because of something Ryan Seacrest said. This was according to her fame whore satellite husband Spencer Pratt.

This week, two different tabloids take the story from the point of view of Heidi's family. They believe something sane, that the problem is Spencer. They believe he is... well... a fame whore satellite.

A fame pimp, if you will.

This does not end well, mark my words.