Damn You Fat Alert™ and You So Crazy:Kirstie Alley breaks down

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 26 July 2010

This morning, the tabloids continued their obsession with Tori Spelling, an actress who doesn't work much who is way too skinny. This evening, it's another rarely working actress who gets a tabloid headline who is considered much too fat.

Kirstie Alley had a reality TV show, but it tanked. She has also recently been on a diet, but that isn't going well, either. According to the Examiner, she was heard to ask the possibly rhetorical question to the cosmos in general "Why does everyone hate me?"

Here's a hint, hon.

S C _ _ N T _ L _ G Y

You might want to buy a vowel.