Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Dancing With The Stars beach bodies

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 11 October 2010

The Flagship puts three women in beach attire on the cover of the magazine this week because all of them are on Dancing With The Stars.

Brandy, Bristol Palin, Margaret Cho.

I decided not to follow suit, though Brandy looks pretty good.

You're welcome.