Most Popular Story of the Week:Kim dating Halle's ex

Publications: Weekly Life & Style, In Touch, Us Weekly, Star
Date: 13 December 2010

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Four different supermarket rags are reporting on the story that Kim Kardashian has been seen on a date with Gabriel Aubry, the male model who was the father of Halle Berry's daughter Nahla. Here are the three short headlines.

• Weekly Life & Style: Kim Moves In On Halle's Man
• Us Weekly: Kim Dating Halle's Ex
• Star: Kim and Gabriel Aubry, Halle's Jealous

But the last word should go to In Touch, the magazine that decided to give this story the most space on the cover and went with the most juicy details. According to them, Halle is being tormented by Kim, who is flaunting her romance with Gabriel. Kim is quoted as saying "I'll be a great stepmom." A quote from one of Halle's friends is that Halle "doesn't want Nahla around a reality star who's done porn."

Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong.

This story doesn't have the actual man-stealing angle that has made the BrAngelina-Jennifer Aniston story the evergreen gossip feud of the past ten years and the total fame of this trio doesn't equal that threesome. Also, there are fruit flies that have longer lifespans than the average length of a Kim Kardashian romance this year. That said, this could be pound for pound the prettiest love triangle/catfight of all time.