Weekly World News alert: Congress hires exorcist to cast out D.C. demons

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 28 February 2011

Once again, it the Weekly World News that gives us the news we can use this week, telling us Congress has hired an exorcist to cast the demons out of our nation's capital.

They have to hire an exorcist, because it's becoming clear the voters of Minnesota wont get rid of her on their own.

She kind of looks like the Bat Boy found in the cave in this picture, doesn't she?

My old pal Padre Mickey thinks so, and I agree.