Even more bad life decisions from the cast of Teen Mom.

Publications: In Touch, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 21 March 2011

Yet again, In Touch and Weekly Life & Style, both owned by Bauer Publishing out of Germany and allegedly having different editorial outlooks, put very similar stories on their covers in the same week, the only stories this week about that blight on civilization that even Commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive won't watch, Teen Mom. To be fair, the stories are different, but in my mind, every story about that show is the same.

It's one story too many.

Here are the headlines.

• In Touch: Kailyn (Lowry) gets a proposal from Jordan
  After 5 months of marriage, Leah (Messer) makes a painful decision
• Weekly Life & Style: Teen Mom Chelsea (Houska) heartbroken and alone