Bells Done Rung™ Alert:Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer marry

Publication: Us Weekly (online)
Date: 22 August 2010

They kept the news secret, but Us Weekly tells the public that True Blood co-stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin got married on Saturday at a private residence. On the show, he plays the gallant Bill Compton, vampire and ex-Conferdate soldier, and she plays his love interest Sookie Stackhouse, the most clueless person with psychic powers in the history of literature.

Best wishes to the happy couple.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert:Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer marry

Publication: Us Weekly (online)
Date: 22 August 2010

They kept the news secret, but Us Weekly tells the public that True Blood co-stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin got married on Saturday at a private residence. On the show, he plays the gallant Bill Compton, vampire and ex-Conferdate soldier, and she plays his love interest Sookie Stackhouse, the most clueless person with psychic powers in the history of literature.

Best wishes to the happy couple.

Obama blows $12 million.

Publication: Globe
Date: 30 August 2010

The Globe follows up on the attacks on Michelle Obama last week in the Enquirer that say the couple is going through money like water, and of course that's taxpayer money. As if Michelle going through $500,000 wasn't bad enough, her even worse husband Barack Hussein Rockefeller Obama has blown $12 million on lavish vacations and dinners, drunken White House parties and costly designer duds.

Again, the subtext is simple. Uppity.

Obama blows $12 million.

Publication: Globe
Date: 30 August 2010

The Globe follows up on the attacks on Michelle Obama last week in the Enquirer that say the couple is going through money like water, and of course that's taxpayer money. As if Michelle going through $500,000 wasn't bad enough, her even worse husband Barack Hussein Rockefeller Obama has blown $12 million on lavish vacations and dinners, drunken White House parties and costly designer duds.

Again, the subtext is simple. Uppity.

On the Rocks Alert:Obama marriage meltdown

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 30 August 2010

The unreliable and low rent Examiner continues the American Media, Inc. assault on both Michelle Obama and her no good husband, Barack Hussein Casanova Obama. Once again, their marriage is in crisis.

This time, the other woman is Oprah Winfrey, with whom Barack is having secret dates.

Michelle, honey, why you buggin'? Don't you know about Oprah's BIG GAY LIE?

I am embarrassed to say how long it took me to realize how often AMI's attacks on Oprah and the Obamas are centered on them being uppity.

On the Rocks Alert:Obama marriage meltdown

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 30 August 2010

The unreliable and low rent Examiner continues the American Media, Inc. assault on both Michelle Obama and her no good husband, Barack Hussein Casanova Obama. Once again, their marriage is in crisis.

This time, the other woman is Oprah Winfrey, with whom Barack is having secret dates.

Michelle, honey, why you buggin'? Don't you know about Oprah's BIG GAY LIE?

I am embarrassed to say how long it took me to realize how often AMI's attacks on Oprah and the Obamas are centered on them being uppity.

Most unnecessary punctuation of the week award goes to...

Publication: People
Date: 30 August 2010

I doubt this will happen often enough to be a weekly award, but People definitely wins the most unnecessary punctuation of the week award with this headline.

Lindsay: Toxic Family?

Earlier examples of unnecessary punctuation on magazine covers include

Scientific American:
Pluto: Small and Far From the Sun?

And the all time winner.

National Geographic:
Puffins: Colorful and Cute?