Publication: OK!Date: 27 May 2010
OMG!!! Did you hear? You won't believe it but it has to be true!
Kristen is pregnant with Rob's baby! Bella is going to have a little baby vampire!
Why does it have to be true? Because Rob told it to Oprah!
You can't lie to Oprah! She has that golden lasso thing! It has to be true!
OMG!!!!1!
(Editor's note: Good punchy prose, but it needs more exclamation points.)
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