Publication: Weekly Life & StyleDate: 10 May 2010
Mariah Carey is making her fourth tabloid appearance this year, and the stories in chronological story have something like an arc to them.
February: Mariah is in rehab for booze.
March: Is Mariah pregnant?
April: No, she's just fat.
May: She and her husband Nick Cannon are not having sex.
And this story gives comfort to people who stand in supermarket checkout lines who are not Mariah Carey. And so, the circle of life is complete.
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