Publication: Weekly Life & StyleDate: 28 June 2010
Fresh trash on Thursday! This week, the lead morning story is Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian holding hands in the Bahamas.
From Justin's point of view: He's 16, for pity's sake. A world full of hot chicks are throwing themselves at him. Even if this is just more publicity nonsense, it's a situation full of win for him.
From Kim's point of view: More publicity. She needs publicity like the rest of us need oxygen.
From his fans' point of view: If they were in charge of this blog, this would be a Skeeter Davis Alert™.
From this blog's point of view: Glomming onto Cristiano Ronaldo first and Justin Bieber now has opened my eyes to the level of Kim K.'s fame whoredom. Also, if the Sophisticated French Rule (half your age plus seven is okay) applies to women as well as men, she shouldn't be pretending to be the girlfriend of anyone younger than 22.
I won't include a picture of the disapproving rabbit, but it was a close call.
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