Publications: People, Star, Weekly Life & StyleDate: 26 July 2010
Mere mathematical comparisons cannot do justice to exactly how little I care about the life and goings on of Carrie Underwood. If the words epsilon and delta have any meaning to you other than the names of fraternities, you can begin to grasp the minuscule size of my amount of caring.
People is the only magazine that has any details about the wedding on the cover. Ms. Underwood dressed her dog in a little pink tux for her special day.
My tiny amount of caring about Carrie Underwood just shrunk by several orders of magnitude.
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