Publication: New York Daily NewsDate: 3 July 2010
Carrie Prejean, the fake breasted, overly entitled bigot who was fired from the job of Miss California by thick fingered vulgarian Donald Trump, has married NFL second stringer Kyle Boller in a lavish ceremony in San Diego.
The Only Ten Magazines That Matter didn't bother to tell us about this, and in this case, I think they were right to ignore it.
Boller graduated from Cal and became the quarterback of the future for the Baltimore Ravens in 2003, but after a sophomore season where he played all sixteen games but the Ravens went 9-7 to miss the playoffs, his output went down and he began a pattern of missing a lot of games due to injury. He soon enough found himself eclipsed by the much older Steve McNair in Baltimore and was relegated to second string. After not throwing a single pass in the 2008 season, the Ravens traded him to the hapless St. Louis Rams for the 2009 season. Even the 1-15 Rams didn't see the point of keeping him on the roster, and now he is slated to be the second string QB for another perennial NFL doormat, the Oakland Raiders.
I'm 54 years old and a broke-ass mofo, but if I'm counting my blessings, I can say every morning, "At least I'm not Kyle Boller, 'cause that would really suck."
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