He fought the Law alert:Joran's jailhouse wedding

Publication: Globe
Date: 12 July 2010

Now that I understand the business of the tabloids a little better after six months' study, I'm going to call the Enquirer, Globe and Examiner the Three Wicked Stepsisters. The Globe and Examiner take turns with a lot of their recurring stories, and sometimes the Enquirer will be the first source on a story and when they are finished with it, the Globe and Examiner fight over the crumbs.

This appears to be the case with Joran van der Sloot. The Enquirer made him a cover boy three times in June, but the Examiner also had a story about him last week and the Globe takes a shot this week. Their story is about a jailhouse wedding. I don't know if this means some weird girl who writes letters to prisoners has won his heart or some guy already in the slammer in Peru spent two cartons of American cigarettes to have exclusive rights to Joran's narrow ass.

I kinda hope it's the latter, but a sub-headline said something about a baby, so it's probably the former if it isn't just the standard tabloid pack of lies, also a distinct possibility.