Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Jen and BFF fighting over a man

Publication: In Touch
Date: 20 September 2010

We had a week in the tabloids that was Jennifer Aniston free, but this week they are back clucking like old biddies hanging out the laundry and in a tizzy over America's Favorite Spinster.

"Madge, did you hear about that nice Jennifer Aniston?"

"No, Blanche, tell me!"

"She and her best friend had a big fight over some man!"

"Which friend? What did they fight about?"

"Oh, I didn't read the actual story. I just wish she meet the right fella, settle down and have some babies. She not getting any younger, you know."

"Truer words were never spoken, Blanche."