Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 27 September 2010
Why say bad things about one person when you can say bad things about three? The Flagship wants us to know that three major cooking stars really don't like each other.
Rachel Ray, for example, wants to stop Martha Stewart. Stop her from what isn't made clear. Probably world domination.
Martha Stewart, in contrast, has nothing but bad things to say about her two competitors. The Flagship quotes her as saying Rachel Ray is a drunk and Paula Deen is a hillbilly.
Oooh. Mee-ow.
Paula Deen isn't as mean as Martha or as short sighted as Rachel. She has a plan to crush both her rivals.
And they seem so nice on TV.
Date: 27 September 2010
Why say bad things about one person when you can say bad things about three? The Flagship wants us to know that three major cooking stars really don't like each other.
Rachel Ray, for example, wants to stop Martha Stewart. Stop her from what isn't made clear. Probably world domination.
Martha Stewart, in contrast, has nothing but bad things to say about her two competitors. The Flagship quotes her as saying Rachel Ray is a drunk and Paula Deen is a hillbilly.
Oooh. Mee-ow.
Paula Deen isn't as mean as Martha or as short sighted as Rachel. She has a plan to crush both her rivals.
And they seem so nice on TV.
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