Damn You Skinny Alert™:Rachel Ray loses 25 pounds.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 June 2010

It's Fat and Skinny Tuesday here at It's News 2 Them™, and as long as people are going to be going to the beach, it looks like the tabloids will not get tired of stories about weight.

The Flagship tells us that celebrity chef Rachel Ray has lost 25 pounds.

Rachel, did you look everywhere? Because I think we may have found some of it.

Just sayin'.

Also, Kim Kardashian called. She wants her pose back.