Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Madonna and Gwyneth no longer BFFs!

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 21 June 2010

So Gwyn said something about Madge, and Madge was like "Oh, no you din't!" and Gwyn was like all "Uh-huh, and whatchoo gonna do about it?" and Madge was totally "Oh, beeyotch, you did not go there, because now it's on like Donkey Kong!" (Madge said that 'cos she's like totally old. Like she remembers when Donkey Kong first came out.)

Or words to that effect. Exact quotes may vary.