Kristin's shocking tell all!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 June 2010

One of the problems with keeping track of gossip about young people.

Too many Kristins. Actually, too many Kristins and Kristens and Kirstens and Kirsties and Crystals. It can give you such a headache trying to keep them straight.

Kristin Cavallari is a bimbo from the MTV reality show The Hills, which brought us uber-bimbo Heidi Montag. The Hills is so bad, even friend of the blog and reality TV junkie Karen Zipdrive won't watch it.

That's saying something.

So Kristin is writing a book. It better be a book on tape, because I don't think that much of her public is actually literate.