Publication: Weekly World NewsDate: 14 June 2010
Sure, I still love the Weekly World News, but it's like being a fan of a team like the Montreal Canadiens or San Francisco 49ers. If you are old enough, you remember when they were the best in the world, but now... now, it's just sad.
It's not that I don't love the cops shooting the two-headed Bigfoot, and having the shooting on the White House lawn is a stroke of genius. The problem here is pacing.
Back in their prime, the Weekly World News could have milked two-headed Bigfoot for years, like their superstars Bat Boy or the alien that endorsed presidential candidates.
But no, they shot two-headed Bigfoot. On the White House lawn, no less!
Are they going to bring him back from the dead after this? What do they think we are, gullible?
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