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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

You So Crazy Alert™:Details from the new Angelina Jolie tell-all

Publication: Star Magazine
Date: 14 June 2010

Fresh trash delivered tomorrow! The last trash of the week... right now!

Sandra Bullock has the lead in the number of labels devoted to her, but BrAngelina stories are getting a second wind. This Star story doesn't mention Brad, so it's a solo hit for Angie, which will put her in a tie for tenth place for most labels so far. (Brad by himself isn't as popular as Barack Obama or Charlie Sheen, but that could change.)

There's a new tell all book about Angie, and the teaser details on the cover include LSD, Ecstasy, cheating, cutting and voodoo rituals.

Maybe Brad will give her a bath in virgin blood for her birthday. That would be so thoughtful.

Or maybe he'll just give her a tab of windowpane, fill a bathtub with tomato juice and Red Dye #2 and tell her it's virgin's blood. That could work, too.



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