Birther Crap:Why don't you idiots buy the Globe, dammit!

Publication: Globe
Date: 23 August 2010

Three different stories this week about Barack Hussein Adolf Obama in the tabloids this week, but we have to give the top position to the Globe, the magazine that has made the important editorial decision to hate his guts week in and week out. Earlier this year, they were flailing about trying how to cash in on the hatred some Republicans feel for Obama, and finally some genius figured it out.

Publish stories that say Obama wasn't born in the U.S. Do it again and again and who knows, maybe sales will pick up.

This week's details. Obama has a secret life, a phony Social Security number, he's hiding an African family and he did something in a hut they show in a picture.

C'mon, birther idiots! You'll believe anything! Take a good look at Orly Taitz! If this whack job didn't give you a clue that this whole story is horse shit, you have to be dumber than a bag of hair! If you can side with her, why can't you buy the Globe, for pity's sake? The economy is in the toilet because of people like you. If there is anything worse than a cretin, it's a cheap cretin.

Honestly. I'm losing respect for you.