Publication: Star magazineDate: 23 August 2010
Fresh trash on Thursday! Four stories about the Young Royals, all different! Who knows, one of these stories might even be true!
But don't count on it.
Three mentions of Wills&Kate on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week. Two say things are going swimmingly or possibly too swimmingly, and so there has to be a third story that tells us everything is a mess. Star, owned by the same company as the National Enquirer, Globe and Examiner but apparently with a more independent editorial board, says that Kate is fed up and has been seen getting cozy with Wills' best friend's brother.
For the record, I'd like to point out that I predicted the Young Royals might very well be in the Top Ten for 2010 of mentions on the covers, and since that prediction they have been featured in five stories in as many weeks. I should also mention that they are NOT in the Top Ten just yet, and someone I did not predict to be a tabloid favorite, Barack Hussein Fidel Obama, will actually jump ahead of the Young Royals in number of mentions when all this week's stories are tabulated.
As a nerd, I am compelled to be tidy and accurate with numbers.
Standards must be maintained.
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