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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Man Slut Alert:John Boehner accused in sex probe

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 14 February 2011

None of the AMI kennel is going after any aspect of the life of the former half-term governor of Alaska whose name blissfully escapes me, but that doesn't mean the Flagship has called a moratorium on the peccadilloes of political figures. This week, they say Speaker of the House John Boehner is being implicated in a sex probe.

Because it is the mandate of this blog to bring you all the headlines of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, I now have had to type the words "Boehner" and "sex" in the same sentence.

Technically, twice.

Pray for me.



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