Publication: Sun
Date: 14 February 2011
You know who we haven't heard from since June of last year? Everybody's favorite vague French 16th Century poet and prophet, Michel de Nostradamus. He was full of bad news about 2010, none of which came true, but that's no reason to stop quoting a guy with his reputation, no matter how undeserved.
He doesn't actually say it's the end of the world, but the angels tell him of a "fearful future" and allegedly, the specific year is 2011, though he almost never mentioned a specific year, just astrological conjunctions.
You want a fearful future? I gotcher fearful future right here, buddy.
THE WORLD ENDS ON MAY 21 OF THIS YEAR!
And I didn't read this in some silly gossip rag, it was in the San Francisco Chronicle!
Okay, granted it's hard to tell the Chron from a silly gossip rag. The main difference is you can't buy it at the checkout stand at Lucky's.
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