Kick a corpse, why don'tcha?Elvis Presley was murdered!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 16 August 2010

The Examiner wins the Hey Old Timer Gossip game this week. The Globe only had one story about someone who was a celebrity when I was a pup, their theory that Zsa Zsa Gabor's recent injury was a murder attempt. The Examiner had a story about Bob Barker and this one about Elvis Presley, a theory that he was murdered.

This means that the Examiner finishes in a dead heat this week with the Sun, in that none of the stories either rag published is even remotely true! I think their one reporter may have been out sick, and so it was left to their lying headline writers to pick up the slack.