Rich people are rich alert:Suri's $80,000 new car

Publication: In Touch
Date: 9 August 2010

The tabloid news week is almost up, and here are the stories I barely wanted to report on at all.

I really didn't want to mention little kids that much except in a "Aren't they adorable?" sort of way, but In Touch, the nastiest supermarket rag that isn't one of the Three Wicked Step Sisters, has a headline about a drive around car little four year old Suri Cruise will be getting that costs $80,000.

I see no way this clever plan to teach her responsible values at an early age can fail.