Publication: OK!Date: 16 August 2010
OK! wants us to know there was some drama involved before Jennifer Lopez was chosen to be the new judge on American False Idol, the pagan conspiracy aimed at destroying our nation's Christian values, propagated by an evil broadcast web brazenly calling itself Fox, the most cunning of thieves of the animal kingdom.
Sorry... I was channeling some very confused televangelist for a second there. Still, I kinda like American False Idol. I'm gonna use that more often.
Again, I didn't open up the mag to find out what the drama was. Some online sources say she was not the first choice, only getting the gig after Elton John and Barry Manilow passed.
That's gotta be embarrassing.
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